Queens Megan Thee Stallion & Cardi B Just Dropped A Song Together, Ft. All Of Ur Faves

Hold the phone, put it on flight mode and buckle uppppp, y’all. Rap queens and Syrup faves Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B just released a song together and the music video is true fire.

Earlier this week, Cardi B revealed that she had a single in the works called “WAP,” featuring Megan Thee Stallion. Naturally, this meant two things: one, we were all in for a wild time and the song was indeed about to slip, slop and slap, but… we had no idea it was going to completely decimate us and leave us on the floor like a literal puddle of brain juice. 

Cardi was right, there really is some hoes in this house (I’m she, I’m hoe 🙋‍♀️).

Anyway, not only does the song go off (especially Megan’s verse, ofc), but the music video is INCREDIBLE. It’s the production value for me. The clip starts in a long shot of a ridiculous mansion with a water fountain statue of two naked women (assumedly, Cardi and Megan) and water shooting out of their breasts. Yes, we need to have it and no, it’s sadly not for sale. Next question.

Then, we see a long tilting hallway that looks like part of the set of a raunchy remake of Alice in Wonderland—a zigzag tiled floor and golden sculptures of “tits and ass” hung up on blue, white and gold painted walls. Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion turn around the corner, dressed in matching pink and yellow bodysuits with draping and designer opera gloves, and proceed to gawk at their environment and open up animal themed doors to different environments. 

There’s a weird oompa loompa Charlie and the Chocolate Factory room, a Britney Spears-inspired snake dungeon, snow leopard and cheetah rooms, and a few others featuring some great cameos. 

Kylie Jenner walks down the long wacky corridor dressed in a matching cheetah-printed swimsuit with a two-parted train, thigh-high boots and opera gloves. 

Normani reveals herself underneath a blown out gingham patterned umbrella, matching her blown out gingham backdrop and pattern co-ordinating latex check ensemble.

The video then cuts to a shiny red velvet room with a red and black checkered floor, velvet curtains and furniture, where Rosalía is seen dripping—and I quote, dripping—in red latex head to toe.

Other cameos include Big Latto, Sukihana and Rubi Rose.

You can watch the full video below.

And, naturally, this is all I and the internet care about today.

In other news, me when I finally return to Animal Crossing after months and spend my entire weekend weeding and tidying up my island:

Julian Rizzo-Smith is a writer and producer. He also claims to be a vine historian, avid connoisseur of low-fi beats, indie hip hop and Kermit memes. In a perfect world, he’d be married to Tyler the Creator, own an Arcanine and a Lapras, and don his own Sailor Scouts uniform. He tweets @GayWeebDisaster, which is also, coincidentally, how one might describe him.