Timothée Chalamet and Eiza González

Uh, Timothée Chalamet Was Probably Always Singlée?

Idk who needs to hear this, but passionate makeout sessions in Mexico while you’re both on a summer holiday aren’t an indicator of an actual relationship. In today’s latest celebrity “couple” “break up” news, Timothée Chalamet and Eiza González are apparently no more. Which is actually wonderful news because it means no more searching for the shortcuts for the accents on their respective names—irritating. Oh, and Timmy’s back on the market. Good news for Armie Hammer and other Timmy simps out there.

For those who may have missed it, Chalamet and his long-term gf Lily-Rose Depp broke up back in April, thankfully after gifting us those incredibly memeable make-out pictures. In June, Chalamet and González were papped aggressively sucking face in Cabo. It was reported at the time that they were on a lil five-day holiday and “couldn’t keep their hands off of each other.”

Now, a new source has shared that the pair “weren’t together for long, just that Cabo trip,” and that González seems “single.” This sounds like a classic case of what we in the business call ‘travel dick’. Essentially, ‘travel dick’ describes those carefree, good-natured romantic interactions that you both know are going to end pretty much as soon as you’re on your next Shinkansen, or ferry, or long-haul bus. Like so: “Harry Styles enjoyed some travel dick while jetting about the Amalfi Coast, but now he’s back in LA filming Don’t Worry Darling.”

Neither Chalamet or González ever addressed their summer-break of love publicly. Both prefer to keep their personal lives private, which we can’t fault ’em for.

What do we imagine really happened with Timmy and Eiza? Bouyed by the freedom of being on holiday and exploring a new locale, two hot single people, just did what two hot single people are wont to do. And that’s the end of that.

Lead image via Lisa Maree Williams/Getty Images.

Monisha is a writer with a background in publishing and digital media. A chronic Pisces, she’s into trying to be a better person and sparkling water.